Borah The Explorer

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Contract of Sorts April 9, 2008

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The following, a contract of sorts, between myself and the baby Jesus.

1.  Participate in Biggest Loser contest, as there is cash award.

2. Write a book in 30 days.  Starting tomorrow.

3. Clean apartment.  EVERY room, instead of 1 room at a time.

4. Start caring instead of being self destructive and destructive to others.

5. Stop smoking.

6. Movie quotes are not good conversation.  Stop quoting movies 24/7.

7. Have a running countdown to Arizona at my desk to view at all times.

8. Limit cell phone calls to under 30 minutes.  Bill getting expensive.

9. Fix computer.  FIX COMPUTER… or possibly buy new computer.  Hm, after thought.

Sincerely,

Borah.

 

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